Episode 2
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That’s the place
Okay, I have to go to the john, I’ll be back in 15min
15min? You mean I wait here all alone?
Trust me, you don’t want to see me die for this, okay?
Fine, get a move on
One more word, girls will feel anxiety if there’s some strange men in there
Besides, with such an excellent man by your side,
This would only draw their attention to me, I just want to give you some chance
When they see someone like you, they will be hoping this ends quickly
You can get your money right away and leave here, see ya
Hold on
You got 15min, if you are not back
I will make sure you will never get out of there, got it?
You can just end me right here
Go, go, go, be quick, all right?
Bye
Get a move on
What are you gonna do?
This model…model plane is quite sophisticated
You will definitely broke it
Give it to me
Don’t touch it
Give it to me
It’s not a plane, it’s a pirate ship
Give it to me
What did you say? I can’t hear you!
Never mind.
Never mind? Time to sleep then
Naughty boy
Longlong, turn down the TV, it’s bad for your ear
Do you hear me?
Turn it down
A home without a woman just don’t look like a home
That one
There
I thought I knocked you insane
Tell me, what do you want
What do you mean?
Let me introduce
This is my elder cousin, Liang shuang
- Nice to meet you - Nice to meet you too
Lele told me about the things happened yesterday
My little sister is a little clumsy, I’m sorry about the computer
We showed up here have already exhibits our sincerity,
please tell us what’s in your mind
we will satisfy you as long as it’s reasonable
Speak your thought, you don’t need to think about us
Old saying goes
One more friend means one less enemy
Maybe one day when can meet on the street and say hello
When we think about each other, there were all good memories
Isn’t it nice?
It’s…It’s…?
‘It’s…It’s…?’It’s what?!
Nothing
Sister, I think I hit a injured feigning guy
Injured feigning? Who are you saying?
What do you mean?
I think you are a deadbeat
Who do you think you are saying?
Do I look like one?
Be cool, be cool, sit down
Please sit
This is not that complicated
Just tell us about your request
This reminds me of my mom
She always said even a pig can speak smarter than me
My mother said something way worse about me
Then I realize, since I was admitted by the Medical University
It has already proved her wrong
But still, it didn’t change a thing
You people in these big city,
Your way of living or chatting, it’s way too fast
About this thing, can we slow down, all right?
Whatever you say, no rush
I think as long as we are honest with each other
We can fix it, what do you say?
Sir, do you want something to drink?
We have one more friend on his way here
You also brought a friend? Bodyguard?
Sorry to waste your time,
it’s on me, please
- That won’t be necessary, thank you – Right, there’s no need
- Two coffe, please – Yes, which kind do you like
What’s this? ‘Farewell to Cambridge’?
Gosh…No matter what kind of hot imagination in those people’s head
When they see it, they will definitely calm down
- Two cup of ‘Xiao Fei’- ok
What’s that?
I have no idea, sounds interesting
I mean if it’s coffee, I suggest Miss Liang can try something else
I’m thinking of honey drinks would be nice for her
Maybe it’s your work, you don’t look very healthy
It’s my occupational diseases, I can’t help to notice that
I always think never drink coffee if you have another choice
Even cigarette is better that that
I have this friend, a school mate in my college
Although he is a doctor, he always has cigarette in his mouth
So I have to break his lighter every time to stop him. So annoying
He quit it now
What can I say, I just can’t help it
Right, he is the one came with me today
So where is your friend?
Can you pick some drinks for me?
- Toilet – What? You want me to drink that?
No, no, I mean my friend is in the toilet
True love of your life dating club, coffee shop, Ou Lele, 3p.m.
A blind date?
My nephew is not that stupid as I thought
My major is kinematics, and I like to study regimen
- Sir, your drink. – Thanks
There!
Now people are eating medicine like eating some food
They will eat anything as long as it’s expensive
And tell themselves it will be good for their health
My dream is to change them
To stay away from this bad eating habits
Maybe you and Lele can work together
Right, I was thinking about it
We are recruiting, but all I got are some bluffer
I can tell by their ego face
A man like Mr. Lv who has something real is so rare
You are being polite
After I graduated, I tried different things
But nothing in my area, so I had to stay with my friend
That’s because you didn’t meet me
Although I have a rich family, but except eating, drinking
and having some fun, I don’t see what else I can do
So I open my own business, a pavilion of regimen
To continue what I like, and make some money
So I met a boss, sorry about before
Really? It seems luck of some sincerity
Hello?
Why there are two girls but only one man?
Two girls with only one man?
Yes, this is, speaking please
- Its name is… - What the hell of it?
Why are you so late? I want to push you out
See? There’s another one came
Handsome and tall
Let me introduce
This is my college classmates
Master in psychology, Li Hao
Come here, are you done? You’re not come here to date
No rush, let me introduce, this is Miss Ou, Ou Lele
- Nice to meet you – My friend is a good man, but a little shy
That one on the phone is her older sister, Liang Shuang
No problem, deal, bye
- Nice to meet you - Nice to meet you
- It’s you! – What a coincidence!
Seems nice! A perfect man
Can you tell who is whose date?
I should take a telescope
Don’t let them see us
Is he the psychopath who tore your dress?
Who tore her dress? Who is a psychopath?
Of course, it’s you
Behave yourself, people are watching
Liang Shuang!
Right, did you steal my handbag?
Be careful of you words, I have your handbag
It’s very safe with me, I can guarantee you,
- What’s that? – Step aside, I don’t want to see your face
I don’t want to see you either, but do you remember
You have something to do here?
Right, Liang Shuang, stay here, we haven’t got it start
Right, please sit down. We are doing nice, right?
We haven’t got to the point
Here, please sit
Don’t flatter yourself. That’s before we know he is you friend
- But.. – Please sit down, sit
What a luck!
I think we are worrying for nothing
They just met each other
Why I have a daughter not a son, so exhausted
You finally realize it? Let’s go back
No, I can’t. I want to see it myself
What? We said it, just a peek
Give them some space, and let them talk
I will move to that pillar, that one, and take a peek, please
- You said yourself, just one – All right
Say it. How much do you want
Cool! Just like your name
- Save your crap. Say it
All right, then will say it
12thousand for the laptop
plus the medical and work expense, which is 8500
That will be 20500 in total
We are not that kind of fussy guys
Forget the changes, just 20 thousand, pay the money, and we are done
What?20 thousand, it’s just 12thousand, You must be kidding
I think you are desperately poor
It’s too much
Hey, tell me. The brand and model of your laptop, when did you buy it
I don’t think it’s that expensive
I bought it in 2005
It’s expensive because of we can’t buy that model anymore
I’m just asking for what he should get, nothing more
You can search it on line if you want
How about this, we will buy you a new one,
the latest model with the highest configuration
No, it’s not that easy, I’m telling you
This computer is a gift from his all his relative to him
When he had admitted by the university
And he is the first one who got into college after decades
Moreover he got into a medical college
That computer, even a tiny little part is from his relative’s
hard work, from day to night
I bought this in a second-hand store, it’s not that expen…
It’s not easy. And this only gift, a souvenir was gone because of your friend
All right, Mr. Li, since you are so unreasonable,
Don’t blame me for what I am going to do
You tore my dress in public
Although my dress is not a gift from my hard work relative
But if I put a price of my mental damage and material loss which you cause
I’m afraid you’ll be regret if I said it
Right, she earned more than 10 thousand a month
Just the lost income will cost you everything
I think we can both calm down, I thought we were doing fine
Hey, come on, it’s your friend who is not making sense
Okay, for your spiritual damages, how much do you want?
8thousand for the dress, 20 thousand for my spiritual damages
2thousand for the lost income and 5 hundred for the traffic fee
In total, it’s 30 thousand and 5 hundred
I can cut the change, just 30 thousand, please
So in that case, we need to pay you 10 thousand
I think I can only repay you by marry you
Repay me by marry me?
Please find a minor and look at yourself
With your appearance your figure
Maybe the hospital can pay you a little for your organs
Apart from that, even a begger wouldn’t want anything from you
Who do you think you are?
We are here because of my laptop right? Now organs?
All right, let’s make it clear, I’ll buy you a new laptop
Then, it’s just between me and this freak
Lv Cheng, I think we have ran into white bone demon and spider demon
I’m sorry, I sorry
Be careful, don’t hurt yourself
- We are so sorry – That’s OK. You can leave if you’re busy with something
We are free. Here’s your phone. Are you coming for your child?
Yes.
For your son or your daughter?
It’s for my nephew
We are in the same boat
- We are here for our daughters – Right
What’s your nephew’s job?
- He has done it all – What?
After graduated, he stayed Tong City and had tried all kinds of jobs
But haven’t found a perfect job yet
Right, time changed, it’s not easy for them
I just came here and plan for stay here for several days
So I thought maybe I can find a date for my poor nephew
He is a man, there’s no need to worry.
He can be a golden bachelor even he is much older
Not like the our daughters,
If she is around 30, they will be leftover lady
No matter how nice you are, it’s not easy to find a good husband
Right, did you find some suitable date for him?
I can’t decide it for him, my kindness will come to no good
It is only good if he said so
- That true – Right
Check your phone to see if it’s okay
I was thinking you buy me a new one, but it’s okay
- That’s good – It’s okay, I think I just find my nephew
Hurry up, hurry
Come on, keep cool, we can fix this
- Fix what? - That’s right, it’s him
- Which one? – The one with the two girls
- Which two girls? – There
That’s our daughters! – Right, it’s them!
Miss liang, I will compensate you dress, but not with money
But with a better dress, one suits you more,
With less lace, better taste
About for your spiritual damages, I can be your personal psychologist
And fix your mental damages until you are healthy
You are saying I have psychology issues?
Absolutely, see from your eyes and your aggressive intent
You are one typical patient who is lack of love
And a little depress , a little mania
I think many psychologist is just being over-confident
always show off his technical knowledge
Is that so?
The truth is he is much more insane and freakier
I’m sure you know The silence of lambs
Let me tell you, those film and stories
Are just made out to fool kids and women
You should know it. So, what do you say?
I think we can make 10 appointments,
it will definitely compensate your mental damages even more
- You can keep dreaming – Dreaming of you
Alright, alright, I’m hungry, let’s find something to eat
Right, this conversation is exhausting
Hey, Li hao, make apologize to her
After all, you tore her dress in public
Hey, you are the one want to get paid
And now you are the good guy here?
But if wasn’t me, you would never meet her again
Enjoy your meal, I’m quite busy, bye
- Liang Shuang – He is my nephew！
- Really? – Mom?
- Hi – Uncle!
- Why is he here? – How did he know my mom?
That’s impossible, he didn’t know anyone here
- Those two are… - I said it’s our mom!
- Let’s go – No, we can’t.
- Right, we can’t leave now – We can’t lose our dignity
Right, it didn’t look good, let’s leave the place
Not at all, if they become a couple, we’ll met anyway, right? Uncle?
Right, follow me
Look the place you choose, if it’s not for a blind date
Who would come to this kind of place. That’s it. I’m leaving
Wait! You can’t leave. Liang Shuang, what did you say yesterday?
- OMG! – Since they got us wrong, let’s just let them think it that way
- You mean a date? – Right, let’s pretend this is a double date
He is your date, and he is mine.Smile, and look at my mom
Which one is your mom?
- You little bastard. – Uncle, why do you come?
Why? You little bastard, hiding such a beautiful girlfriend from me
If I didn’t follow you here, I would keep worrying about you
- Uncle, don’t – What? Introduce her to me, this is…
My daughter!
Mom, why are you here instead of staying home with dad
And wearing my sunglasses
Your dad is fine, he don’t need me
Your dad didn’t worry me, you did
Emm, Nice. Young man, what’s your name?
I’m Li Hao. It’s my pleasure to meet you
- What? – He can’t distinguish Li and Ni
His family name is li, hao as for good thing bad thing that hao
Hao as good man that hao
Look at him, my newphew
I can tell from his appearnce，he is an honest child
Wow, good figure
Of course, he ate lots of corn when he was young
- He yam what he yam – Sorry I have to take this
- How long did you ? – How long did we?
Just a few days Right, just a few days
- Baby, is he your type? – What do you think?
I like whoever you like
Young man, what do you do for living?
I’m a psychologist in Tong City Hospital
Oh, a psychologist, a psychologist, psychologist is treating…
Psychos!
Yue Jue! We made a right decision to come today!
Your daughter and my daughter! Happy endings!
Let’s go back
Give them some space
Right, let’s go back
So sorry, I was thinking to invite kids to dinner
But I have to go to Nanjing
Li Hao, When I’m back, take your friends let’s have dinner together
There’s no need, uncle, your things are much more important
- Sorry – That’s okay
Don’t go home too late, Longlong is at home all alone
- Longlong came? – Right
- Longlong, you came? – Why you came back so late
Is he your uncle’s child?
No, I’m his uncle
Just call him Longlong
Longlong
My nephew, why do you came so late? Playing crazy?
He is talking like an adult!
He is always like this
Right, So Lv Cheng’s mother is your…
My mom is his grandma
That’s funny. You should call him uncle, right?
What’s so funny? Lell me, what do you guys want to eat tonight
Mcdonald’s! I can’t make that
- Stewed pork with brown sauce! – I’m tying to lose some weight
I’ll leave you two discuss, then tell me the final result, okay?
- All right – I’ll be in my room
Who did this!
- What's wrong? -Look!
Lv Cheng!
- Hello! – Hello! This is Liang Shuang
Sorry, you’re….
We have met once,
in the shopping mall, you helped me
Yes, I remember. Miss Liang, how are you
I’m good, thank you
Err… I call you is because…because
I want to return your suit
That’s okay, you can have it. I have spare suits
Oh, okay. Then, thank you
Miss Liang, it’s just a little thing, don’t be
- What do you say? – Right
What are you doing?
You should never touch it! Got it?
I want to play it
You want it? If you want to be scolded
Why didn’t you cook?
We have divide the work, he cook
What about you
Me? I’ll eat and make complain
Here’s the thing, I was thinking to thank you face to face
It may be a little favor for you, but you saved me
I have your suits cleaned
Just tell when you will be free, I will send it to you
I’m quite busy recently, and it’s 8 o’clock
Tomorrow is Sunday, I suppose you have plans already
No, I’m totally free, just tell me when you’re free
All right, I’ll set a time, and you pick a place
Deal
All right, see you
Why it’s so tasteless. Out of sault?
I have sault the dish
Really?
It’s taste so sweet and greasy
It’s you. Such strong flavors
This porridge is like water, can you cook or not?
What’s wrong with you? Are you not satisfied with your life?
Tell me. Don’t take out on my cooking
How do you find out?
See. I know it. Tell me, what’s it?
I want to resign
Do you doing this on purpose?
I’m desperate to get a job, you have one
And you’re telling me you want to resign? So unfair
I want to open my own business, with you
With me? What can I do with you?
You are making money with your speech, me with my strength
We go separate way, save it
- Are you sure? – Yes
All right! Those dishes taste awful, this one stinks
What are you doing? I’m still eating
- This taste awful – You, you
Taste awful, awful, awful
What are you doing here?
You look ugly when you were sleeping
None of your business
You drool!
And you pee in bed
Your hair looks bad
Since you woke up, you can start to thinking where are we gonna go?
- Where’s your nephew? – He’s out, looking for a job
I’m busy, I can’t take you, you can play at home
Nonsense, he said you’re free today, you’ll take me out
No, I’m not available today. How about this
I’ll come to pick you once I’m done, ok?
That’s the only way
Where’s my razor?
So you want me stay alone?
You should join the army
To be a special force who learns how to trick the enemies
I agree with you
My razor, give it to me
Be careful. Out. Out
It’s a good place, you must come here a lot
It really surprise me
About what?
That Miss Liang is so shy and quiet
Not at all. I’m …
Your suit! I left it at home!
Why are you laughing?
To be honest, I’m kind of hoping you didn’t bring it
Why is it?
If you didn’t forget it, we wouldn’t have another chance to meet
No, it’s not like that
No, it’s just. I have feelings for you at the first sight
I’m not a guy who can’t hide feeling inside
I was afraid that you would never call me
That suit is not important to me
But it will be such a pity if I missed you
That suit, I’ll return it to you
Leave the suit at your place, so you can think of me
That’s it for today. Sorry I have to go
Right, I have paid, if you’re not busy, enjoy your time here
Have some coffee, it’s a nice place, thank you for taking me here
- See you – See you
Hurry, that model is over there
No rush, you’ll get it
Is he your child? Please don’t let him touch the white clothes
Sorry, if you don’t behave yourself, I’ll lock you home
No, you won’t. If you lock me home, I’ll call 911
Fine, call the police, I’ll be thrilled if they take you away
Then I will tell them, you abuse the child,
So they will you lock you in the jail
My nephew won’t need to cook for you
Be a good boy if you want the toy
You… I want the toy, I want the toy
Miss, I'll take this.
- Which size? - Size?
Right, her size. Don’t you know her size? Her waistline?
Like this?
You must be that kind of guy who didn’t take wife out shopping a lot
What about your wife’s height and weight
He is single, like my nephew, they haven’t got a girlfriend yet
He is so cute, isn’t he your son?
Go away, go away
Never mind, I’ll take this.
If it doesn’t suit her, she can take it here and change size, right?
No problem, if she doesn’t it, she can also return it
- Thanks, I will take this one.-You’re welcome
Longlong, come here
Is he really that good?
You have seen a lot, and also fall for once
So what he did to make you like this?
I think he is my Mr. Right.
Maybe my dream come true
Are you serious! Dreams are just dreams
And also reality is just the other way around
Screw you. Don’t say it like that
So you called me here is just for this?
I think he fits my standards in every way
- Moreover… - What? Tell me
Moreover… I think there’s some connection between us
Why are you laughing at
Liang Shuang. If I’m a playboy, I will definitely pick you
So silly and naive
I will meet this Fu Yiping, and find out what exactly he said
To make my dear older sister into this
I think you are just being jealous
Jealous? Me? Not at all!
Watch your step
New hummer
What? Maisto?
Wow! You know this?!
I should say, you know this?!
Buy me one
How about we buy two?
Yes!
Keep dreaming! Two are all mine
All mine!
You can play with the girls’ stuff
No, No. It’s all mine
Guys! Tell me, what’s the date today
We have arranged all these article last week
Now, I still got none!
What did you do? What the hell were you thinking?
Look at Zhao Ni. Look at her dress, her earrings, coat
It’s quite creative, quite good
Where is my creative work? I have waited for a week
And I got nothing
I’m telling you
There’re no excuse
I want the result
Mr. Jin, we are all working in the weekend
- But we didn’t have time..- Don’t start
Do you have trouble to hear or to think?
I just said, no excuse
What’s wrong with him?
He has the typical Low Monday
What do you mean?
It’s because he has suffered in the weekend at home
On Monday, he take out on his men
Got it
You, who are you looking for?